Posted by
Noam D. Gear on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 10:26:05 PM
No more Honda or Toyota minivans for suburban soccer mom's who supported Obama.
No more BMWs, Lexus, Audi, or Mercedes for upscale urban Democrat liberals.
Nope, Nope, Nope.
From now on, we should demand that Democrats make their whole car into their political statement--not just the rear bumper. They should put their check book where their Obama-Biden stickers are.
From now on, if we don't see the one or two most sanctimonious liberals that we each know driving themselves about town in a brand new "Obamobile" (Chrysler or GM), then they are dirty stinking hypocrites, and we should not miss the opportunity to expose them as such.
In a humble and concerned manner, please ask them:
- How come you aren't supporting Obama's plan to rescue the economy and the auto industry?
- How could you buy that Toyota in a time like this? Isn't that economic treason?
- Didn't you just tell me that you wished Bush had asked us to make sacrifices in our lifestyles?
- How could you possibly drive a car that was assembled in a Republican state?
- Did a UAW worker assemble that, or did you pay for scab labor?
- Spare parts for thee, but not for me?
- Does the Federal Chysler Department process warrantee claims faster or slower than green card applications?
I look forward to the Obama/Biden 2012 Bumpersticker becoming the most reliable mechanical component of any new Obamobile, and I look forward to thousands of liberal-bumper-sticker-clad Obamobiles breaking down and proudly littering the ditches of America's roads--as people realize that they may as well just leave it there because that is the least costly option since Obama closed their local dealership anyhow.
The wreckage will provide the Twitter Generation with enduring monuments to honor their own stupidity in thinking that electing a communist didn't matter much.